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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Momo

J-drama of the week for me is.... KIMI WA PETTO (You are my pet)!!


because momo is played by no other than, Matsumoto Jun. Sexiest guy ever. I read the manga and although I watched it ages ago, I watched it again just cause...

and for the movie this week... I suggest... HEAVENLY FOREST or what they call TADA, KIMI WO AISHTERU (Just, loving you).



I loved this movie, though you can very much guess what will happen in the movie. I still loved it TT.TT. Great color and angles. Though I hated the ending, I wouldn't love any other way.

tabo

A lot of foreigners don't know this way of bathing. hahaha.. it's funny like.. duh...

For us who have always used it since birth, that question seems really stupid.

But then I thought about those people who never used a shower? Why is it so easy for us to know how to use the shower and hard for those who have never used a tabo?

Anyway, that was a really bad intro. I just wanted to ask, How the heck do you make your pipi clean as can be in the shower? hahaha.. I don't want the water to just flow through it after it has flowed all over my body, that's dirty. How can you shower it with clean water without the extendable shower head? How people? Do you lunge your hips forward and put up your foot? lol.

Like after you've had your swim in the beach and the sand's all over your pipi? then you go for a shower and just let the water rain on you. don't you want fresh, clean water rain on that spot? Haha... sorry for the stupid question.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Boredom leads to depression

It's summer, bright sunny day and I'm here, stuck at home with nothing to do. Well, not counting cleaning my room, of course.Got no money to go out, got no money to call/text anyone, got no job to busy myself with, got nobody to talk to. The internet is way boring to bother with. So what happens in days like this? Depression.

What do I think about?

Relationships? I'm tired of that topic. Come what may, you know. You can never determine what will happen so there's no real reason to worry about it and if doesn't work out well.. it's not the end of that.

My Ex? Haven't I wasted enough time being frustrated about him? I've come to a point already wherein I don't hate him and I finally (FINALLY) appreciate that past. I promised myself before that I'd appreciate it before when we broke up, but it turned bitter and I started hating him. Now, I don't! I can honestly say that he was a good friend, he helped me through a lot of tough times and I had a good 1st bf experience.

My family? I'm tired at that too. I can't change anything about the past. We're all growing just accept it/

My academics? Not anymore. I thought that I'm not like everyone so I should just relax and not compare myself to others in their accomplishments.


--Maybe at the end of thinking why I'm depressed I finally realized it was because I had nothing else to do today but think. Wasting this day as if I had millions more to come sucks.

Friday, May 21, 2010

For sale: Virginity (made in China)

Do you think I'm joking? No I'm not! There is such a thing in this messed up world and who else makes these stuff? Where else, CHINA! Everything ugly and beautiful is made there. hehehe...

Why fake virginity?
-duh. In some conservative countries, it is a NECESSITY to be a virgin or it could be fatal. By the meaning of fatal... I really don't know, just use your imagination. ugh. Mine's going overdrive.. she could get killed!! OH-EM-GEE!

How to fake virginity?
-If you remember you first night, I suggest you re-enact it. But, I know people.. most people have the wrong notion that girls bleed when it's their first - that is NOT true!! Well, not for all. So this handy thing helps you fake that little blood stain. It kinda looks like this, I meant, it looks like this.
O.O What is that? Well, that can save that girl's life. What girl? The girl that I imagined who needs to be a virgin, of course.

How does it work?
- I have no idea where you put this but I'm guessing that you put it inside or maybe outside?? More like inside. Then when he puts his thing in, it breaks, and yeeha, you bleed and he thinks he got you first. Her life's saved. TT.TT whew

Other like-a-virgin merchandise
-Big Enormous Pills. I don't know what they are, but I heard about this stuff when I researched about this fake hymen. You, supposedly, stick that big pill in there 4 hours before sex and tada! Just like new.
-Hymen gel. I saw this in FHM.. I think or maybe Cosmopolitan? It works by tightening the Vagina and if I remember right.. it had raspberry flavor. hahaha...


Bothered?
- I hate their advertisement -- Ever wondered why there is a gap in the relationship? --WHAT? psh.. pissed off. Then, other girls lose their hymen in exercise or whatever but they are virgins, so.. I don't think that it's right to think that hymen=virginity. 

Summary.
-FAIL.

In faking virginity.
-If he's a virgin. He'll never know your not, so you can lie. hehehe...
-If he's just normal.. You can just lie again! Girls are unique I think in every way so he won't know
-If he's expert. Who is he to demand that you be a virgin? The hell! 


High School Reunion

nah. I'm not having that. I will never ever want to step back into time and face High school again. NEVER!!! It was the worst time in my life. Worse than my first break up. Worse than my father leaving us. Worse than anything that ever happened to me. I just hate it!!

But I love the show, High School Reunion. Even though my experience was horrible, I miss the fights and those "kilig" moments that you only have in high school. aww.. THAT is something you shouldn't miss in your lifetime. I think its precious.

I'll only consider going to prove them all wrong! wahahaha.. To put it simply, pupunta lang ako pag meron ipagyayabang lalo na in terms of career. ehe.. That's one of the qualities I got from my father.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Wonders of the whistleblower

Who is the whistleblower?
- if your from the Philippines, you should know this issue. I was wondering who Mr. Koala was and is it true? Was this election the worst election in history? Is that koala mask the new fashionable item? Can wearing that and a hat make you the most popular person in the country? If it was true, what will our government do? Will he die? whew.. being a whistleblower is really dangerous, hopes he lives.

Video of the whistleblower in youtube
Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.

hai.. lots of issues.. making my head hurt!! >.< what will happen to my country? TT.TT

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

sensual stuff

Let's talk about something sensual. You know why? Cause I just watched Tyra Banks today and thought it was a great topic to talk about.

My parents would go :O or O.O if they ever read my blog, and I'll be just like, hehehehe... I'm human too y'know, you've got fantasies too, don't look at me as if you don't! cause you do.. I know you do...

I've heard wild fantasies and we all know fantasies are just wild wishful sensual thoughts and I learned tons in that Tyra show. Let's see, Bondage style, furries, partner swap parties, rainbow parties, threesome, gangbang and all that stuff. Whew! That is a lot to take in one lifetime, gosh those pornstars must have aching vaginas. Ugh.. it sickens me just thinking about it.

Maybe I do have fantasies of my own, but not that extreme! And most are fantasies which I have in no way plans to make into a reality. Sometimes, I just imagine what it would be like then again, think about it, cause unlike men who can just stick it wherever they want, we women, can't have everything stuck in us just like that. One is enough I think, and I want to continue thinking that way.

That's why I think pornstars must have kalyo in their you know. Cause that just hurts! >.< Why don't you try rubbing your face like thousands of times, even with a lubricant! Just keep rubbing it, let's just see if that doesn't ache. Or maybe I'm just exaggerating, but I think it hurts still.

I think I've about had enough of porn. I know how guys can get into that stuff, I really do but what I don't understand is why some people are so obsessed with it! Stocking up like 500 DVDs of porn is just sick. Ugh.  I just think it's sick after I had my little porn experience. You can get into it, but watching it everyday. Having piles of DVDs not counting your comp. filled with it, not counting your phone that's filled with it, from the music to the themes to having your FHM, playboy, penthouse, instinct, etc. collection (which by the way, I like reading FHM, so that's pretty ok with me) is just SICK!! Then jacking off every single morning when you take your shower, then at night before you go to sleep, watching those videos, looking at that magazine. OMG! Your a SEX ADDICT! YOU NEED HELP.

Hahaha.. that made me remember! I know someone just like that, YOU! you know who you are and... if ever  you read this I just want you to know, YOUR SICK!

I'm just not okay with porn. Like why have porn when you can have the real thing. Like, duhhh.. I can't go to that level and just imagine it. I'm not good at it anyways and it's so hard to imagine.

Plus, if you just watch porn for the sake of watching it. Like I'm bored, I had nothing to do, that is just (hey, I had that experience) SICK! Snap out of it!! Shut that damn computer/tv and go out.

Same old address, different BLOG?

Hello there!

Finding for my-dokidoki.blogspot.com? This isn't it? THIS IS IT! I just felt like changing it. I love starting new stuff, hardly finish anything. What is finishing a blog anyway? Blog until I die? hahaha... Blog till I change? Now that! Is more like me.

Since in my blog I've always written about me this and me that, my like this, my like that, I've made the title clear as ever! So for those who are not interested in me, just click the "show me another" button and keep on blog hopping, I don't care really.