For sale: Virginity (made in China)

Do you think I'm joking? No I'm not! There is such a thing in this messed up world and who else makes these stuff? Where else, CHINA! Everything ugly and beautiful is made there. hehehe...

Why fake virginity?
-duh. In some conservative countries, it is a NECESSITY to be a virgin or it could be fatal. By the meaning of fatal... I really don't know, just use your imagination. ugh. Mine's going overdrive.. she could get killed!! OH-EM-GEE!

How to fake virginity?
-If you remember you first night, I suggest you re-enact it. But, I know people.. most people have the wrong notion that girls bleed when it's their first - that is NOT true!! Well, not for all. So this handy thing helps you fake that little blood stain. It kinda looks like this, I meant, it looks like this.

O.O What is that? Well, that can save that girl's life. What girl? The girl that I imagined who needs to be a virgin, of course.

How does it work?
- I have no idea where you put this but I'm guessing that you put it inside or maybe outside?? More like inside. Then when he puts his thing in, it breaks, and yeeha, you bleed and he thinks he got you first. Her life's saved. TT.TT whew

Other like-a-virgin merchandise
-Big Enormous Pills. I don't know what they are, but I heard about this stuff when I researched about this fake hymen. You, supposedly, stick that big pill in there 4 hours before sex and tada! Just like new.
-Hymen gel. I saw this in FHM.. I think or maybe Cosmopolitan? It works by tightening the Vagina and if I remember right.. it had raspberry flavor. hahaha...

Bothered?

- I hate their advertisement -- Ever wondered why there is a gap in the relationship? --WHAT? psh.. pissed off. Then, other girls lose their hymen in exercise or whatever but they are virgins, so.. I don't think that it's right to think that hymen=virginity. 

Summary.

-FAIL.

In faking virginity.
-If he's a virgin. He'll never know your not, so you can lie. hehehe...
-If he's just normal.. You can just lie again! Girls are unique I think in every way so he won't know
-If he's expert. Who is he to demand that you be a virgin? The hell! 

sensual stuff

Let's talk about something sensual. You know why? Cause I just watched Tyra Banks today and thought it was a great topic to talk about.

My parents would go :O or O.O if they ever read my blog, and I'll be just like, hehehehe... I'm human too y'know, you've got fantasies too, don't look at me as if you don't! cause you do.. I know you do...

I've heard wild fantasies and we all know fantasies are just wild wishful sensual thoughts and I learned tons in that Tyra show. Let's see, Bondage style, furries, partner swap parties, rainbow parties, threesome, gangbang and all that stuff. Whew! That is a lot to take in one lifetime, gosh those pornstars must have aching vaginas. Ugh.. it sickens me just thinking about it.

Maybe I do have fantasies of my own, but not that extreme! And most are fantasies which I have in no way plans to make into a reality. Sometimes, I just imagine what it would be like then again, think about it, cause unlike men who can just stick it wherever they want, we women, can't have everything stuck in us just like that. One is enough I think, and I want to continue thinking that way.

That's why I think pornstars must have kalyo in their you know. Cause that just hurts! >.< Why don't you try rubbing your face like thousands of times, even with a lubricant! Just keep rubbing it, let's just see if that doesn't ache. Or maybe I'm just exaggerating, but I think it hurts still.

I think I've about had enough of porn. I know how guys can get into that stuff, I really do but what I don't understand is why some people are so obsessed with it! Stocking up like 500 DVDs of porn is just sick. Ugh.  I just think it's sick after I had my little porn experience. You can get into it, but watching it everyday. Having piles of DVDs not counting your comp. filled with it, not counting your phone that's filled with it, from the music to the themes to having your FHM, playboy, penthouse, instinct, etc. collection (which by the way, I like reading FHM, so that's pretty ok with me) is just SICK!! Then jacking off every single morning when you take your shower, then at night before you go to sleep, watching those videos, looking at that magazine. OMG! Your a SEX ADDICT! YOU NEED HELP.

Hahaha.. that made me remember! I know someone just like that, YOU! you know who you are and... if ever  you read this I just want you to know, YOUR SICK!

I'm just not okay with porn. Like why have porn when you can have the real thing. Like, duhhh.. I can't go to that level and just imagine it. I'm not good at it anyways and it's so hard to imagine.

Plus, if you just watch porn for the sake of watching it. Like I'm bored, I had nothing to do, that is just (hey, I had that experience) SICK! Snap out of it!! Shut that damn computer/tv and go out.